No, not that crappy tourist trap in South Carolina. We're heading for South America soon. We'll spend five days in and around Quito in Ecuador, eight on a yacht in the Galapagos, and four days in and around Machu Picchu in Peru.
I'll take notes while we're away, and post a series of entries when I get back. OF COURSE they have the internet in South America, but I won't be carrying any enabled devices, and I won't be wasting my time trying to borrow other people's computers.
See you all manana, which as we all know, is Spanish (and Italian) for "whenever."